Zachary Woodard writes fantasy, speculative fiction and weird tales out of a too-small apartment in Philadelphia. He received his MFA in Creative Writing from Arcadia University, and now teaches college-level composition. His vast collection of anxieties include the heat death of the universe, extraterrestrial intelligence, and humanity’s continued failure to colonize Mars. Still, sometimes he finds solace in coffee and cartoons. He can be found online at www.WoodardWeird.com or on twitter @zwgarth.